Wednesday, February 8, 2012

ZEN and Other Teachings

Posted by MauricioAlas On March - 23 - 2006

1.) What is the sound of your head smashing into the ground?

2-) What is the name of the erotic screams you hear from outside your girlfriend’s apartment when surprise her by taking the afternoon off.

3-) A falling skyscraper is not best tool to be used as a sundial, especially if you are inside it.

4-) If a computer is suicidal, does it reboot itself?

5-) Love: Is like a gorgeous and rare flower, it dies

6-) If a jackhammer falls out of the sky, hits you in the head and knocks you into a coma does that mean God doesn’t like you?

7-) Suffering a stroke and a massive coronary failure simultaneously during orgasm blows.

8- He who runs into incoming fire could be called courageous, I prefer ‘bullet sponge.’

9-) Healthy living is alive in Mexico where running for the US border is an Olympic sport.

10-) Enlarged brain tumour due to over use of cell phone verifies that brain size means nothing.

11-) Art is dying! Don’t believe me? See Yoko Ono’s show, and cry.

12-) “Royalty” is a romantic word for “Inbreeding.”

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